January 2010
“I can scarcely wait till tomorrow
when a new life begins for me
as it does...”
– Stanley Kunitz (via tylerknott) (via quote-book)
HOW CHEESEBURGERS ARE MADE (:
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ONCEE upon a time..
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there was a tomato named charlie
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yeah and he decided to embark on an epic adventure
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yup .
and he took lettuce and patty with him
they wanted to become a cheeseburger .
that was their goal in life .
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but first, they had to find two pieces of bread.
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with sesame on top .
and , they had to capture the elusive cheese.
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so they ventured into the dark levels of an underground cave
and made friends with a piece of cheese called Victoria.
but, it tunrs out victoria was evil
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and she trapped them all in a cheese web !
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but who knew patty had a mouth?
he ate all the cheese .
including victoria.
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yupp , and then they were off to the meadows of sesame
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to find a few sesame seeds, and maybe a good slice of cheese
and they came across the sesame twins
who were hamburger buns .
as they lived in sesame meadows, they already had sesame on them
so it saved them precious time, because the lettuce was about to go bad /.
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so they used the last of their money to buy a portable fridge and took turns carriyng lettuce in the fridge
and so, they embarked on the last part of their journey
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however, they had to cross the treacherous mountains
who knew what lived up there
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but they decided that their need for cheese was greater than any danger
and so they hiked up
and they encountered
the destin monster.
they took back their thought that their need was greater than any danger.
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and they settled for just being a hamburger, because nothing could rival the destin monster, not even the powerpuff girls .
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but as they lived on for a few years, they became restless. they MUST become that cheeseburger.
so they decided to quest
for the amazing sara staff.
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(but they need to get eaten)
OKAY , anyway
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(...)
LOL
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on the way to the place where hte magical sara staff was hidden
they encountered a hungry tiffany .
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AHMAGAWD RUN
i mean
uh
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she was delighted that cheese was not present
and she proceeded to chase the poor food items around
and just when they thought she'd catch them
they found a cave filled with riches,
and among them , CHEESE
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the hungry tiffany ran away
and they looked closer
this peice of cheese
was extravagently beautiful
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and they thought
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but it was in a deep sleep
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'FINALLY, OUR MISSINO IS COMPLETE'
or not .
pandieGOESrawr 2: 48 pm
LOL sorry
i was thinking sleeping beauty type plot.
sexiibluedino 2: 48 pm
LOL okie !
and then , they took out their handy dandy drug kit
and put a strong smelling chemical under the cheese's nose.
and it awoke in a shock !
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and the beautiful cheese was so grateful
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now, it was time to find a manufacturer of food !
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she decided to join them
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like mcdonalds !
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YAYYY !
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and then, they were eaten by angie meng
and they were yummy !
hurrayy !
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THEEE END XD
what an epic story
Kidz Bop needs to die . Right . Now .
xramenxru:
sexiibluedino:
They covered Paparazzi .
Unacceptable .
WHAT THE HELL .___.
I KNOW RIGHT ? THEY COVERED SWEET DREAMS AND REPLAY AND FIREFLIES AND MEET ME HALFWAY TOO . D;
Someone shoot me now .
Kidz Bop needs to die . Right . Now .
They covered Paparazzi .
Unacceptable .
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formspring.me
IM SO HUNGRY. D:
LOL GO GET PASTA ! OR SACHER TORTE , OR SOMETHINGG (:
ASKK ME(:
Formspring me on the last day of '09 ? (: →
December 2009
Maybe some people aren't meant to be in our lives...
teenageriots:
(via electrifymylife)
We admire people for their strengths, and we love...
(via electrifymylife)
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formspring.me
Psh of course your loved o-o
:D Why thank you (:
Umm, Melissa. I just like, went through your formspring & srlsyy.
It shouldn’t matter who was talking shit, mmkay?
Just know your better than them and you shouldn’t waste your time wondering who they are and what they do with their worthless lives.
just be strong about it. It really doesn’t...
“The average person tells 4 lies a day, or 1460 a year. A total of 88,000 by the...”
– (via caluraw) (via vananaz) (via tealpianokeys) (via xxfeeshlove) (via joannawu)
tealpianokeys:
xxfeeshlove:
kimmmys:
...
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formspring.me
hey. this is sama. alot of people were like “are you shit talking melissa on her formspring” no i fuckin wasnt. i havent been on your tumblr since before winter break started. && if i wanted to shit talk you i would call you or say it in person not on stupid formspring. ur prolly not gonna believe it. but i swear on my life that i never left you anything on your...
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formspring.me
Ewwwww it’s Mel!
LOL I know rightt ?!
Are you loved? (:
Depends :\ Some people love mee :D
ASKK ME(:
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formspring.me
MELISSA WHY DOES HE LIKE MY FRIENDS AND NEVER ME ?
Maybe he doesn’t notice you much .Do you talk to him a lot ? If you don’t and just let your friends do the talking , then he’ll fall for your friends . You gotta let your personality showw (:
ASKK ME(:
It's time to say goodbye to 2009 .
I’ll miss you . That’s for sure . I bet there’s going to be times in the future where I’ll be like ‘DAMNIT , why didn’t you cherish ‘09 ? Those there the good days, the good memories ! And now it’s all over and there’s no way to ever go back .’
Personally, the year two thousand and nine was pretty good . I made so many more...
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Hi Melissa! :]
‘Sup Asia (:
ASKK ME(:
HOLY FUCK IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVEE !
forget his name . forget his walk ;
tealpianokeys:
teenageriots:
shewillneverforget:
forget the way he used to talk. forget the love that you once knew. remember now, there’s someone new. forget the fun that you once shared. forget the fact that he once cared. forget thetime you spent together. remember now, he’s gone forever. forget you memorized his every part. forget how heheld your heart. forget the things he used to...
